Post by Kruzer & Jezzabel on Dec 31, 2014 23:14:52 GMT
[DISCLAIMER: This is roleplay is purely meant in humor and for satirical purposes and not meant to offend. Please take it with a grain of salt... it struck me as funny so I'm hoping you all will too.
Cheers and Happy New Year everyone.] We fade in to see Kruzer sitting in a room backstage at a house show.
Kruzer: Hey folks. I'm Matt Kruze. You may know me from such films as "Valentine", "Deep Inside You" & "Exile" or as RWD Superstar Kruzer: The Canadian Icon. I'm here today to speak to you about an epidemic sweeping across our world that affects all of us in our everyday lives; Homeless Terrorists. Every year we see more and more of these young, listless and shiftless men and women out there roaming our streets aimlessly, spewing their lies and spreading their propaganda migrating from places like Egypt, Iraq, Iran and Pakistan to all the countries that they claim to hate like the USA and my home country of Canada. All in hopes of finding their identity through the teachings by the likes of Muammar Gaddafi, Osama Bin Laden, and militant Muslim groups such as ISIS and Al'Queda. These confused, deranged and, generally, mentally ill people need our help now more than ever before. That's why I've teamed up with Generation Rescue to help fight this devastating world epidemic and help control the Homeless Terrorist population and urging you to give the greatest gift of all this holiday season by sponsor your own little terrorists and have them spayed or neutered.
Kruzer grins and holds up a picture of Prince Assad.
Kruzer: I'm sponsoring my own little holy terror this week on RWD's Monday Combat; ain't he just a little sour puss?!
Kruzer smiles looking at the pic and pretends to tickle under Assad's chin then looks back at the camera.
Kruzer: Join me in this fight folks and together we can save our children, our children's children and our children's children's children; not just for 2015, but for generations to come. And hey, besides...if it doesn't quite work out, we'll have our own army of eunuchs to fall back. Happy New Year folks.
Kruzer smiles and nods, holding up the picture of Assad and giving a thumbs up as the screen fades to commercial.
so quickly so sad!
