Post by LC Babay! on Dec 29, 2014 11:27:09 GMT
LC: YO! What it is?! It's yo favorite back again for anotha week! Loose Cannon is BACK BAYBAY! And Tha LC is facin' this nigga John Carter. Now let your pal LC tell ya somethin' about that John Carter. This nigga GETS IT! I mean some people's all yah yah yah and others is all rah rah rah but he's like HEY! An he GETS IT! An that's the skinney, yo. But I tell ya what, as much as this nigga gets it, ol' LC get's it even more! OOOOOW!
LC Spins and grabs his crotch because he CAN!
LC: Oh that's right! LC gets it an I'mma Pimp Slap tha taste right outta that nigga's mouth, ya feel me?! But don't you worry John-Boy ol' LC's gonna take real good care of you! It's gonna be all wham bam thank ya ma'am, tha crowds gonna be all like DAAAYYYUMMMMM an they'll be hootin' an hollerin' an clappin their hands chantin' LC! LC! LC! An it's gonna be all far out and stuff, ya dig?! Alright alright let's get real here for a sec, aight? So there's been a couple of cats in Tha RWD an I beat 'em! Ooooh yeeah LC's undefeated baybay! But ol John-Boy's been on a bit of a roll himself, hasn't he? Well that's great, John-Boy! That's amazing! Spectacular! Far Out! To the Max! But that won't stop ol' LC, oh no! I'm Cool-City, bro, and you're just a cheese eater, for shizzle! An that's bogue, bother man! Now I see ya over there givin' me tha hairy eyeball John-Boy, but here's the skinney brother man, it ain't gonna be pretty for ya! BAM! Ol' Loose Cannon don't mess around! I gotta call my momma!
*ring ring*
Momma LC: Hello?
LC: Hey momma, it's LC!
Momma LC: Hey baby!
LC: So I got another match, momma! This time it's against John-Boy Carter!
Momma LC: Ohhh I never liked that Carter boy. He was always so rude. And beating up those other boys for no reason..
LC: I KNOW MOMMA! That's why I gotta beat 'em!
Momma LC: That's good great, baby. Make sure to teach him a nice lesson! He used to be such a good little boy...
LC: Oh I will, Momma! I'm gonna beat him good!
*click*
LC: Man oh man do I love my momma! Ya hear that, John-Boy?! I'mma commin' ta beat ya black an blue! It's black saber, baby!
LC spins and grabs his crotch, gives the camera a thumbs up and winks.
so quickly so sad!
