Post by wwjbcd on Dec 27, 2014 3:08:10 GMT
Date: Monday - January 5, 2015
Location: The Diamond Ballroom in Oklahoma, Oklahoma
(Seating capacity of 1,900 people)
Commentary: Matthew Baily and West Newhaven
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- Singles Match -
Maxwell Schneider w/ JBC vs. Cameron Kaiser
Cameron Kaiser has returned and he's out for blood against Johnny Bonecrusher. After interfering in Maxwell vs. Harlan at The Gift of Wrestling, Danny Stevenson has booked a match up between Maxwell and Kaiser for this Sunday Night Combat. With the issues between JBC and Kaiser, and now with Maxwell thrown in the mix... The Fold will be looking to tear Kaiser apart as Kaiser looks to get what he's come for.
The bad luck keeps on a-comin' for The Fold, doesn't it? Or so it seems: the last two Schneider-related incidents weren't as cut and dry as previous failures. At Sunday Night Combat V, Schneider cost his team the win when he achieved level 100 insanity, going all-out berserker-mode on his arch-nemesis Frankie Cocheese. It was that day that a revelation was had by The Portland Madman: it's not whether you win or lose, it's whether the other guy's left a bloody mess on the ground! Oh, some might consider that poor sportsmanship, but when it's in the name of vanquishing evil at all costs, no price is too great to pay! One (wo)man's accusations of cowardice are another (mad)man's ends justifying the means. No one said it was going to be pretty!
And, more recently and on-point in regards to the temporarily re-branded Monday Night Combat, there was the RWD special-event The Gift of Wrestling, where the anticipated and eventual debut of Cameron Kaiser came to pass... in the form of a PEARL HARBOUR!!! The Corruption lived up to his name, tainting poor Ray Harlan's win against Schneider. Cameronezer Scrooge learned no lesson, but instead was the one to teach loud-mouthed Johnny Bonecrusher a lesson he'd never forget! A win's a win, though, and more importantly, a loss is a loss. This won't go unpunished, of course; Kaiser gets his when he squares off against the still-injured #1 Hit-Maker's resident Portlandian madman...
Today's story is brought to you by the letter "B"! Can YOU think of any words that begin with "B"? Hmm? "Baby"? Yup, that's one. "Bumblebee"? That's one too! "Bloodbath"? Why, that's got TWO "B's" in it! Ain't THAT a B!
Another "B" word is "Boiler-room", where our scene is laid. Lain? Led? Oh, for fuck's sake, WE'RE IN A FUCKING BOILER-ROOM RIGHT NOW, OKAY?!?!
Anyway, Schneider is chained up to a wall, and is struggling to break free. He's frothing at the mouth and growling like a feral animal. Johnny walks into frame, hands behind his back and chuckling quite sinisterly.
"Sooooo," Johnny begins, edging in closer to his out-of-control man. He has the wherewithal to keep just out of range of the mammoth's wrath. "How did you like my arrival into the RWD? Hmm? You like what I did to your buddy Bonecrusher? No, YOU didn't like it, you LOOOOOVED it. You LOOOOOVED blowing yet another match in order to save him from my assault. You've been wanting excuses after excuses after excuses to fail so you could point your finger at everyone else. Only, you forget: when you point your finger at someone, you've got three more pointing back at YOU!"
Johnny, in the role of Cameron Kaiser, pokes hard at Schneider, then quickly jumps back before his man can react. Schneider's eyes are wide, bloodshed and twitching with a volcanic urge to burst out of his sockets in suicidal rage.
"You make me sick." "Cameron" says. "You believed your master's lies about us, about The Kaiser Dynasty. He portrayed us as, WHAT? Something that could actually be STOPPED? Some flawed family allowing our SISTER to represent us here in the RWD? Like we were too GOOD to join OURSELVES? Well, that might have been the case, once upon a time, but then your big-mouthed idiot of a manager had to mash his meat-hooks onto the keyboard in a way that incited me to rage. His pathetic ramblings were causing me to itch just underneath the skin where no amount of scratching could reach!"
"KAISERRRRR!!!" is all Schneider can howl out. It's as if he truly believes his manager's either possessed by Cameron, or maybe that he IS Cameron! Neither of which is a practical thing to think, but look at the source of the thoughts. LOOK!!!
"Cameron" slaps Schneider across the face. "Shut up. Shut your dirty mouth UP!!! Shut up and LISTEN for a change, if your pea-brain can manage such a passive course of action. Now, as I was saying, Bonecrusher's audacious taunting has forced my hand to sign a contract here, anything, I didn't even read the fucker, I just wanted ANY excuse to legally pummel that piece of dried-up corn-filled excrement... though I believe my grasp on the law is a tad skewed..."
"Cameron" thinks about this logic for a moment, before shaking his head clear of such meaningless posits. "The fact remains, that your buddy made me itch so deep down within myself that I suffer on a daily basis. I've lost sleep. I've been driven just a little bit mad, mad enough that I feel confident in asking you this... HELP ME!!!"
Schneider continues to struggle and growl, but now all of that is complimented with a look of confusion, much like a dog hearing something it can't quite wrap its mind around.
"You heard me." "Cameron says casually. It should be noted that Johnny's put absolutely ZERO effort into trying to look or sound like Cameron Kaiser. "Don't make me repeat myself, Schneider: only YOU can help satisfy this itch. Only YOU can cut me deep enough to rake my flesh to the BONE, where relief trumps agony. I want you to tear me apart, scrub my meat with a wire brush, and sew me back up again! NO price is too great to relieve this, this, this ITCH! Only YOU'RE man enough to do what must be done! Show me mercy by putting me out of my MISERY! Misery in mercy! Misery in mercy."
At each gruesome plea, Schneider's grin grows wider. His nodding becomes more and more animated. "Cameron" nods in approval, grinning himself. He pulls out a key, dangling it in front of Schneider, his eyes never leaving the literal KEY to his salvation. He salivates at his salvation. Johnny unlocks the shackles holding up his man's left arm first, allowing Schneider the ability to relax momentarily. He slowly makes his way to the other side, forcing Schneider to wait what feels like an eternity, especially after he's already got a small taste of freedom. Why doesn't Schneider just attack "Cameron" now, now that he's at least got one arm free?
Finally, "Cameron" unlocks the final shackle. Schneider backs away from the wall, favouring his wrists.
"Cameron"... no... Johnny anew... shakes his head, "Well... this's been interesting."
Schneider pulls at the back of his own hair, looking down at his manager with a wily-eyed glare, "Thanks, Mr. Bonecrusher for inDULGIN' me in this li'l plan of mine! I just needed ta hear the things Cameron's THINKIN', things he wouldn't have the GUTS ta admit to, so I can, in clear conscience, MAKE HIM REGRET HE EVER LAID HIS HANDS ON YOU!!! And now that he's BEGGED for euthanization, why, I wouldn't be much of a good GUEST if I didn't comply, now WOULD I? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Schneider runs of like the Devil himself was after him, laughing all the way, hey hey hey!
Johnny's left in the boiler-room, alone. He looks toward the camera and shrugs, "Yeah, I don't get it either, but something tells me that this won't be pretty for that DICK Kaiser all the same! Welcome to the Revolutionary Wrestling Division, Cameron, you're NOT gonna have any fun here!"
The scene then ends with a close-up of Johnny frowning.
THE END.
so quickly so sad!
