Pumpkin Tit Smash [SNC #6]

The camera opens up on a scene of a rotting pumpkin patch. Randomly, off to the right, Mother Nature rises up to a sitting position as she waves to the camera with a playful Native grin, “Buzzhoo!” She greets as she would come to grab a small pumpkin and starts to play with it on her lap, “Well, well, well, looks like Pumpkintits cried to her prissy manager for another taste of this…” Coo’s the tanned woman as she places the pumpkin to the side of herself and slams a fist down onto it - sending bits of seeds and guts splooshing out of it.

“You want some more of that, huh?” She questions with a small chuckle to the camera now with an added little wink. “Its just so funny, y’know? Another typical scene with the White Devil crying about how they didn’t get their way…” She’d bring up her fists and do a lil crying motion on each side of her eyes as she just laughed some. “Oh boo-fuckin’-hoo!” Grumbled out the annoyed woman as she shook her head at the camera and flicked some pumpkin guts from her hand. Coming to stand up now as she quickly grabbed a hoe from the floor of the patch, “Oh look, its your Mom, Jezzabelle! She’s such a dirty hoe, too…” Spoke Nature as she flicked off some dirt from it.

“Anyways, what I’m trying to get at here, is just this - You’re mad you were getting beat. That’s right, I said it. You were getting all hot and bothered because ya got yer black makeup smeared face smacked around…” Shaking her head she just chuckles as she takes the hoe over her shoulder and poses with it some. “Well, ain’t that just too bad for your image..” With a small laugh, she’d take a grip on the hoe and swing it hard, cutting it through a pumpkin, with guts and seeds flying towards the camera. “WELL! Let me tell ya this much, there’s PLENTY more where that came from. I could’ve gone all day with you, and your ‘dead’ body, Jezzaboobs…” Pushing the hoe onto the ground, she’d rest her head on the end of the stick as she smiles to the camera kindly.

“That match would’ve had a good ending, if it wasn’t for your rabid dog, Maxiwaxipads…” Shaking her head lightly from side to side as her hair flows with the movement of her head, “That… Now that… Was low, but it also showed how your lil Fold really is. A BUNCH OF COWARDS!” Bellows out Mother Nature loudly, at the top of her lungs as crows fly away from the pumpkin patch she stands in. “So, I guess this time around, lil Jizzyballs, I’ll have to give it to your worse than how you got it LAST Sunday night!” She growls to her as she takes that hoe and starts to smash open more pumpkins from left to right. “You’ll be wishing,” SMASH, “You didn’t,” SPLOOSH, “Beg for this!” Growls out Mother Nature as she was now covered in pumpkin seeds and guts. “I’ll be having you as my whipping girl, Jezzabelle Pumpkin Tits…” The camera would then cut out to the pair of destroyed pumpkins and then fades to black.