Post by LC Babay! on Dec 6, 2014 4:21:53 GMT
LC: D'awwww shizz babay,, Tha LC's back in tha ring! Who's LC facin'!? Looks like it's the cool-cat Mikey Smart... MIKEY MIKEY MIIIKEEEYYY! OOOOWW!
He grabs his crotch and spins.
LC: I know you got a real mean streak, Mikey. I seen you trynna change up that cousin of yours an make him do all them bad things but you jus' gotta chill, brother! Deep breaths an shizz! Ya dig? I mean, who does this cat think he is? Comin' ta the ring ta face ol' LC. Nigga please! You gonna get in that ring an it's gonna be like WHAM! BAM! Thank Ya Ma'am 'cause ol' LC's gonna be PIMP Slappin' the taste right out of yo mouth before you can even say DAAAYYUUUM! An everybody's gonna be like OH SHIZZ NIGGA YOU JUST GOT PIMP SLAPPED! See, I can tell the future, ya dig? An that's the skinney. Now ya could just save yaself a whole lotta trouble and just be like "Oh no, LC, I just can't do it! I don't wanna get slapped! I give up!" an ol' LC may just take a little bit a pitty on ya and let ya go with maybe only one or two smacks. PSYCHE! Man, that'd be bogue. Comin' up ta LC an beggin ta not get smacked just to get smacked... sure would be funny though!
LC nods with a big smile an paces, jivin' around the room.
LC: I tell ya what though! Bein' in tha RWD is Far-Out! I mean come on, Mikey! I know you gonna be sore an shizz 'cause Danny kicked ya in the face, you know? We all know ya deserved it an shizz but ya thinkin' ya gonna beat Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha, just Dream On, Man! You're a cheese-eater man! A putz fo sho, ya dig? But once Tha LC steps up in that ring an that bizzell ring a dings oooh man, it's gonna be cool-city! Hang.. hang on, I gotta call my momma!
*ring ring*
Momma LC: Hello? Is that you baby?
LC: Hex yeah it is, Momma! It's LC babay! I gots a match momma! My first one in R Dubya D!
Momma LC: Oh that's great honey! Who are you facin'?
LC: Mikey Smart, Momma! He's a bad cat, Momma!
Momma LC: Gonna beat him, honey?
LC: You bet, momma! It's gonna be all like WHAM, BAM, SHAZAM! Ya dig?
Momma LC: Oh I dig, honey. I bet he's a regular cheese weasel, isn't he?
LC: Hit the nail on teh head, momma! But it's allll goood! I'mma beat him, momma! I'mma beat him good!
Momma LC: That's great, honey. I'll make sure to watch. Love ya honey!
LC: Love ya too, momma!
*click*
LC: Talkin' ta momma LC is always gas! So yeah, be ready Mikey Smart! You gonna get bent, it's gonna get real 'cause it's been black saber since the get-go nigga! AAAAOOOOW!
LC spins and does a crotch grab like this
It's ova nigga!
He grabs his crotch and spins.
LC: I know you got a real mean streak, Mikey. I seen you trynna change up that cousin of yours an make him do all them bad things but you jus' gotta chill, brother! Deep breaths an shizz! Ya dig? I mean, who does this cat think he is? Comin' ta the ring ta face ol' LC. Nigga please! You gonna get in that ring an it's gonna be like WHAM! BAM! Thank Ya Ma'am 'cause ol' LC's gonna be PIMP Slappin' the taste right out of yo mouth before you can even say DAAAYYUUUM! An everybody's gonna be like OH SHIZZ NIGGA YOU JUST GOT PIMP SLAPPED! See, I can tell the future, ya dig? An that's the skinney. Now ya could just save yaself a whole lotta trouble and just be like "Oh no, LC, I just can't do it! I don't wanna get slapped! I give up!" an ol' LC may just take a little bit a pitty on ya and let ya go with maybe only one or two smacks. PSYCHE! Man, that'd be bogue. Comin' up ta LC an beggin ta not get smacked just to get smacked... sure would be funny though!
LC nods with a big smile an paces, jivin' around the room.
LC: I tell ya what though! Bein' in tha RWD is Far-Out! I mean come on, Mikey! I know you gonna be sore an shizz 'cause Danny kicked ya in the face, you know? We all know ya deserved it an shizz but ya thinkin' ya gonna beat Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha, just Dream On, Man! You're a cheese-eater man! A putz fo sho, ya dig? But once Tha LC steps up in that ring an that bizzell ring a dings oooh man, it's gonna be cool-city! Hang.. hang on, I gotta call my momma!
*ring ring*
Momma LC: Hello? Is that you baby?
LC: Hex yeah it is, Momma! It's LC babay! I gots a match momma! My first one in R Dubya D!
Momma LC: Oh that's great honey! Who are you facin'?
LC: Mikey Smart, Momma! He's a bad cat, Momma!
Momma LC: Gonna beat him, honey?
LC: You bet, momma! It's gonna be all like WHAM, BAM, SHAZAM! Ya dig?
Momma LC: Oh I dig, honey. I bet he's a regular cheese weasel, isn't he?
LC: Hit the nail on teh head, momma! But it's allll goood! I'mma beat him, momma! I'mma beat him good!
Momma LC: That's great, honey. I'll make sure to watch. Love ya honey!
LC: Love ya too, momma!
*click*
LC: Talkin' ta momma LC is always gas! So yeah, be ready Mikey Smart! You gonna get bent, it's gonna get real 'cause it's been black saber since the get-go nigga! AAAAOOOOW!
LC spins and does a crotch grab like this
It's ova nigga!
so quickly so sad!
