Post by LC Babay! on Nov 29, 2014 7:42:15 GMT
LC: Aww shizz, LC's back in tha house, baybay! What y'all are about ta experience is nothin' like ya eva seen before! Y'all are about ta step inta some kinda.. like.. polar vortex or some shizz 'cause there ain't nobody else like Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha, ya dig?! So this cat Travis Rech hit's up LC and he's like 'Hey, LC!" An I'm all like "Yo! Which nigga's callin' mah name?!" and he's all like "I am!" so I'm all like "What's up brother-man?" and he says "LC I want you for Are Dubya Dee since you was so awesome in Missouri" and how could I turn it down? LC gettin' back in that ring, dancing, and pimp smackin' bitches til they face is like Daffy Duck and that's the skinney! So Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha get's his shot back on takin' on some random nigga next show and I couldn't be any more excited! But ya know what's funny? These cats thinkin' they gonna beat ol' LC. Ya see LC's steppin' in that ring and he's gonna be all WHAM BAM SHAZAM, IN YO FACE! OW!
LC gives a Michael Jackson kick and spins around.
LC: Awww yea, I still got the moves, nigga. But them bunny's got LC's attention, ya feel me? An there's some familiar cats too! Shawn Martinez?!, Artemis Kaiser?! Y'all makin' old LC's heart beat faster! I got tha power 'cause I'm Ace, ya feel me? Y'all other niggas might be big an bad but I'm Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha! They's just anotha air-head tyrnna take away LC's spotlight but ain't gonna happen, nigga! What'chu got, foo? LC gets in that ring and there ain't none better! I be bangin'! Bring your asses an see what happen when I smack the taste out yo mouth and leave ya seein' stars! LC's comin' ta RWD Blazin! LC's comin ta RWD ta take that belt! LC's comin ta RWD ta be on tha boob-tube an ya know LC on ya TV sets is gonna be bomb! Somebody call my momma! Hold up.
*Ring ring*
"Hello?"
LC: Hey Momma, it's LC!
Momma LC: Hey baby!
LC: Momma I'mma be on TV again!
Momma LC: That's great, baby! Who you facin'?
LC: Some niggas that I don't know yet, but I'mma beat 'em Momma! Ya feel me?!
Momma LC: I feel ya, LC. I feel ya. You gonna beat them good, right LC?
LC: You know it, momma! It's black saber!
Momma LC: Great, baby. Show them nigga's why Momma LC's baby boy is tha best.
LC: You gotta it momma!
*Click*
LC: Black saber, baybay! BLACK - SABER! OOOOWW!
LC grabs his crotch and spins around, disco dancin' with some music playin'.
so quickly so sad!
