Post by Prince Assad on Nov 23, 2014 23:15:23 GMT
Canadian Hero:
We open up the scene with Prince Abdullah Assad sitting on a couch. A table is sitting in front of him behind him on the right side is a Canadian Flag and on his left side is an Egyptian Flag. Prince Assad has a smile on his face as he looks at the camera. Although, we aren’t sure why he has a smile on his facing see as last week he was on the losing side of things in the tag match he had with Arty, but that didn’t seem to bother him. Assad nods his head at the camera and begins to speak.
Prince Abdullah Assad: Alright so last week I lost didn’t I?
The point is though that I wasn’t pinned. I wasn’t the one that was on the mat for the 1…2...3…it was all her fault. She couldn’t cut the mustard could she? Well, looks like she is going into another huge defeat as well poor Arty has a title handed to her and yet she can’t prove to anyone that she deserves it. Oh well I guess I had to be saddled with her so I could be shown as weak. Problem was I actually wrestled my ass off in that match. But the poor Prince still gets a loss on his record.
Prince Assad looks to his right and sees the Canadian Flag up on the wall and he shakes his head.
Prince Abdullah Assad: I never could have thought that I could find a country that was worse than America. But alas I have when I hear about Canada. But then again you don’t really hear about Canada because they are too busy sucking on the teet of America. Come one we all know it is true, we all know that Canadians want to be Americans but they can’t afford it. All they are good at is drinking beer and watching hockey eh? Now what kind of sport is hockey, gliding on ice and hitting a pointless little black disk into the back of a net where a man that is fully padded has to make a save. Now if they were real men they would be wearing no pads, and no masks. But alas I guess that is Canadas pastime because they have nothing better to do then skate on ice.
Prince Assad strokes his chin feeling the stubble that has started to grow after some time of not shaving.
Prince Abdullah Assad: At From the Ashes I have to face the one Canadian Icon Kruzer!
A man that thinks that he has no competition in RWD. Now he might be right but he hasn’t faced me yet. He hasn’t faced the young Prince that has something to prove. I know I have said that a lot of times but it keeps on ringing truer and truer every time I step into that ring. I know I don’t win every single match but yet I still prove myself. I still prove that I am not going to give up, and if I have beaten some Americans I think I can easily beat some piss poor Canadian.
I have looked up our Canadian friend and I must say that he is pretty impressive. Winning titles here and there and pretty much anywhere that he has stepped foot into. Now, if you did that of course you would have a huge ego of course you’d come into any company and just start out saying that you are better than every single person that is in the company. I know I would if I held millions of titles, if I had so many accolades that it would take years and years to talk about them. But frankly does it matter what you did somewhere else? Does Kruzer actually think that every single one of us cares what he did in some small time company? Do we care who he teamed with? Do we care who he beat? Do we care that he had sex with Jezzabel someone that is more man than he is? The simple answer is no. It is the same answer that I get when I tell people I am a Prince, oh of course some people care but deep down most of them don’t. Now am I saying they should care about me being a Prince? OF COURSE THEY SHOULD!
Assad yells the last words and slams his fist on the table.
Prince Abdullah Assad: BUT PAST WRESTLING ACCOMPISHEMENTS MEAN NOTHING!
I don’t care what Kruzer did, who cares if he won a title somewhere else all that matters is the RWD and he has become an enemy of most of the people in this company. Taking the target off of my back and to be honest I don’t like that. I don’t like when people try to become worse than me, now Kruzer might play it off as he is pissing off the wrestlers in the back but he isn’t pissing off the fans because the fans still love him the fans still want him to win. But of course they are going to want him to win at From the Ashes because he is facing me, he is facing a man that all of the fans hate. That all of the fans shout TERRIORIST, TERRIORIST, TERRIORIST. Every single time I step into that ring. Now do I deserve that? Maybe a little bit but still they should have some respect for me not hate me all the time. It doesn’t matter though because I block it out I just keep focusing on what I need to do and soon that will be beating Canada’s hero. A hero they have invested in that they want to win at every turn of the road. Not that Canada has many roads.
Prince Assad winks and laughs he looks back at the flag and rips it off of the wall. He rubs the sweat off of his face with it and throws it on the ground.
Prince Abdullah Assad: Opps I shouldn’t have done that should I have? I shouldn’t be mean to another countries flag I should have respect for those colors shouldn’t I? FUCK RESPECT. I know I don’t have that when I am walking down to that ring. I know Kruzer doesn’t respect me and I can already hear his voice ringing in my ear about how he is better than me and I am just some camel fucker, I get it and I understand that he is going to say that because he has nothing else on me. He isn’t going to be able to make fun of how I look because I know I look good, and he can’t make fun of my Princess because she is hotter than anything he ever could get with. All he is going to do is run down my talent and run down what I stand for. It is what every single person does in this company. They make fun of me because they don’t understand me. They all fear me they might not come right out and say it but I know it is true. I know every single one of those wrestlers fear me and I know Kruzer will probably have another interview before he steps in the ring with me because he doesn’t have the balls enough just to step out on his own and talk to me without going through and interviwer. Now he might have been pissed about his last match because he beat Noah, and all of that but he isn’t going to get past me as easy as he did Noah. If he wants competition he is going to get from a Prince. I will beat his ass so bad that Canada won’t want him back, and America is going to through him out to see because America doesn’t really like Canadain’s either. Anyways, good luck Kruzer, you are going to need it, and if I beat you, you will bow down to your Prince and kiss his feet.
Assad smiles and waves to the camera good-bye as he sinks into the couch and closes his eyes.
so quickly so sad!
