Post by Robert Garland on Jan 5, 2015 9:58:34 GMT
Round #1: RWD's Sunday Night Combat #5: December 14, 2014
The Main Event
- ACE vs. RWD Round #1 -
"The Canadian Icon" Kruzer vs. "M&M" Muhammad Murder
Writer - Daniel Smart
"The Canadian Icon" Kruzer vs. "M&M" Muhammad Murder
Writer - Daniel Smart
Brenden Reynalds – The following contest is the main event of the evening, the first interpromotional RWD vs ACE match, as well as a Psych Ward rules match! In this contest, there are no count-outs, no disqualifications and falls count anywhere!
Matt Baily – You heard Brenden Reynalds, it's time for our first interpromotional match! Revolutionary Wrestling Division against Awesome Championship Entertainment! Don't worry, folks, despite being RWD announcers, we'll do our best to remain impartial during this match!
West Newhaven – Speak for yourself, Baily! I'm rooting for RWD all the way! ACE sucks!
As “I Stand Alone” fades out, smoke begins to fill the stage area. A flurry of pyros hits the stage and “World of Fire” begins to play. The crowd goes nuts as Kruzer springs through the cloud of smoke. Kruzer is holding a crowbar in his hand, raising it high above his head. Kruzer jogs his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. Kruzer raises the crowbar up high, throwing up the bullhorns with his free hand.
Brenden Reynalds – Introducing first, representing the Revolutionary Wrestling Division, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 235 pounds... “THE CANADIAN ICON” KRUZER!
Matt Baily – The fourteen time world champion, the Hollywood A-lister, the Canadian Icon Kruzer is representing RWD in the first interpromotional match! The first match determines whom the momentum goes to, and I can't think of a better representative for RWD than Kruzer!
West Newhaven – I'm not a fan of Kruzer myself, but that might just change if he brings victory to RWD tonight!
~AIIIYAEYAAAAAE~
“Awaken” starts blasting over the speakers, the venue's lights wildly flickering on and off. A large bearded male beat emerges from behind the curtain, pushing a shopping cart in front of him! The man, wearing a Beard 3:16 shirt, starts walking down the ramp with the shopping cart.
Brenden Reynalds – Ladies and gentlemen, I've been instructed to say that the following competitor is the greatest bearded wrestler ever, the one you love, the one you hate, the one who will not give a damn about it! Representing the Awesome Championship Entertainment, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 235 pounds... MUHAMMAD MURDER!
MuMu receives a mixed reaction. The majority of the crowd is booing, some out of brand loyalty, some out of pure dislike for the man. A vocal minority is loudly cheering and chanting for Murder, with plenty of Beard 3:16 shirts and signs in the crowd.
Matt Baily – Muhammad Murder is certainly an interesting individual. The man has been in jail multiple times, his behavior is erratic and irrational and breaking the rules appears to be his favorite pastime!
West Newhaven – The man does have an amazing beard, though, you gotta give him that! It looks like Murder has been Christmas shopping, he's brought a cart full of weapons with him!
Leaving the cart at ringside, Murder starts throwing weapons into the ring. A steel chair, a stop sign, a kendo stick and a garbage can find their way into the ring. The shopping cart is still full of times, most conspicuously a blow-up doll. Murder follows his weapons into the ring, the referee hurriedly motioning for the bell before the action begins.
*DING DING DING*
Murder picks up the stop sign. Right as he's getting up, Kruzer charges him with the crowbar, swinging it wildly. Murder uses the sign as a shield, blocking the blow. The impact of the blow sends shockwaves throughout the sign, forcing Murder to drop the sign. Kruzer goes for a second swing, but Murder ducks, grabs the kendo stick and rolls to the side. Murder gets back to his feet and challenges Kruzer to a sword fight, kendo stick against crowbar. Laughing, Kruzer accepts. The two swing their weapons at the same time. The kendo stick predictably breaks in half.
West Newhaven – Murder's not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?
With only half a kendo stick in hand, Murder is forced to sidestep an overhead crowbar swing from Kruzer. Murder quickly picks up the other half of the kendo stick, wielding one half in each hand. As Kruzer turns around, Murder hits him with a kendo stick shot to the gut! Kruzer doubles over, and Murder uses the other half of the kendo stick to hit him in the back! Kruzer drops down onto his knees. Murder drops the kendo sticks and charges the kneeling Kruzer, hitting a Switchblade Kick! Kruzer collapses onto the canvas, and Murder goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
TWO!
Kick-out! Murder walks over to the garbage can, picking it up. Kruzer starts stirring, slowly getting back to his feet. Murder allows Kruzer to get back to his feet, but instead of hitting him with the garbage can, he simply puts it over his head and upper body and shoves him back down. Murder starts rolling Kruzer around the ring, circling the entire ring multiple times. Eventually Murder stops and pulls the dizzy Kruzer out of the garbage can, covering him.
ONE!
TWO!
TWO!
Kruzer kicks out!
Matt Baily – Well that was certainly some... interesting offense.
West Newhaven – If Kruzer had lost to that, he would've been embarassed for months!
Murder grabs the steel chair, the crowd making noise as he grabs the deadly weapon. However, instead of hitting Kruzer with it, he unfolds the chair and sets it down in the center of the ring. Murder gets out of the ring, grabs a bag of popcorn from his shopping cart and gets back in the ring, sitting on the chair and eating some popcorn as he eagerly watched Kruzer get back to his feet.
West Newhaven – What the hell is this guy doing? I'm starting to think that he's related to Maxwell Schneider!
Kruzer uses the ropes to get back to his feet, then turns around and notices Murder, who waves at him from his chair before grabbing another handful of popcorn. Kruzer charges Murder, but MuMu gets up to his feet and catches Kruzer with a drop toehold, sending Kruzer face-first into the chair! Murder grabs a fistful of popcorn and forcibly shoves it into Kruzer's mouth! Kruzer starts spitting the popcorn out, allowing Murder the time to dig around his pants. The crowd awaits in anticipation over what Murder has hidden in there. Eventually, Murder pulls out a... TOOTHBRUSH!
West Newhaven – ...Huh?
Murder grabs Kruzer's head, pulls his mouth open with his hand and starts forcibly brushing his teeth! Kruzer struggles against this, but Murder keeps brushing his teeth! Murder finally shows some mercy, letting go of Kruzer, who quickly crawls away from him.
West Newhaven – Now I've seen it all.
Matt Baily – Well, after making him eat some popcorn, I'm glad Murder is trying to make sure Kruzer takes care of his dental hygiene!
Kruzer uses the ropes to get back to his feet. Murder grabs the chair, folding it as he finally decides to use it as a weapon. Murder swings the chair at Kruzer, but Kruzer moves out of the way. The chair hits the ropes, bounces off of them and hits Murder right in the face! Murder staggers backwards, Kruzer taking advantage with a running knee smash! Murder goes down. As Murder starts getting back to his feet, Kruzer gets onto the ring apron. Kruzer jumps onto the ropes and leaps off with a springboard crossbody onto Murder! Kruzer lands on top of Murder for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
TWO!
Kick-out!
West Newhaven – Kruzer's finally getting the upper hand, time for him to show how we do it in the RWD!
Kruzer yells for Murder to get on his feet. Murder does so, and Kruzer hits him with a beatiful dropkick! Murder goes down, gets back up and gets hit with another dropkick! As Murder gets up to his feet once again, Kruzer irish whips him into a corner. Kruzer then charges him with a corner clothesline. Kruzer isn't done yet, holding onto Murder and hitting a Kruzermatic DDT! Kruzer hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
TWO!
Murder kicks out! While Murder is stirring on the ground, Kruzer gets out of the ring and walks over to Murder's shopping cart. The blow-up doll causes Kruzer to raise his eyebrows, but he quickly starts digging around in the shopping cart for weapons to use. Kruzer finds a guitar and another kendo stick, quickly sliding both of them into the ring. Kruzer slides in after them, but as he gets to his feet, Murder blasts him with a clothesline!
Murder grabs the guitar and holds it like a bat. However, after a moment he reconsiders. Murder starts playing the guitar! Well, he starts plucking away at the strings, not producing anything resembling music. Murder's self-caused distraction allows Kruzer to grab a kendo stick and blast him in the head with it! Murder goes down, the guitar falling on top of him.
Kruzer drops the kendo stick and looks at the guitar. Kruzer looks out into the crowd, who start urging him to grab the guitar. Kruzer does so, tunes the guitar a bit and starts playing. The crowd quickly recognize the opening strings of Black Sabbath's Paranoid, cheering loudly! The crowd start singing along with Kruzer!
Crowd: FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN CAUSE SHE COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY MIND!
PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I AM FROWNING ALL THE TIME!
PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I AM FROWNING ALL THE TIME!
Matt Baily – I think RWD just won the musical performance portion of this contest! Kruzer is a man of many talents!
Murder gets back to his feet, and Kruzer blasts him in the head with the guitar! Kruzer covers Murder.
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
Kruzer is starting to get frustrated, unable to finish off Murder. Murder crawls over to the ropes, using them to pull himself back to his feet. Kruzer charges him, clotheslining him over the top rope to the outside! Kruzer stalks Murder as he's getting to his feet on the outside. Kruzer runs to the opposite ropes, gaining momentum before he hits a suicide dive on Murder! Both men crash into the guard rail!
Matt Baily – Wow! These two men are really going all-out in this match!
West Newhaven – There's no personal grudge between these two, there are no titles on the line. This match is all about pride in your promotion! Well, that and personal glory.
Kruzer gets back to his feet, pulling Murder up with him. Kruzer grabs Murder from behind, lifts him up and brings him on top of the guard rail with a back suplex! Murder yells in pain, holding his back. Kruzer walks over to the shopping cart, taking a quick look inside the cart to look for more weapons. Soon, however, he gets a different idea. Kruzer grabs the cart itself, pushing it in front of him, waiting for Murder to get back to his feet. Kruzer then charges Murder, using the shopping cart as a battering ram! Murder moves out of the way! Having picked up a lot of momentum, Kruzer is unable to stop himself and the cart from crashing onto the guard rail, Kruzer's stomach hitting the shopping cart hard!
Matt Baily – Ouch! Looks like Kruzer's plan backfired!
Murder picks Kruzer up, hitting him with a northern lights suplex on the outside! Murder keeps holding onto the bridge and the referee starts the count.
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
Kruzer is still in it. Murder rolls inside the ring and grabs Kruzer's crowbar. Sliding back outside the ring, Murder waits for Kruzer to get back to his feet, holding the crowbar high above his head in preparation. The crowbar comes down, but there's no one there! Kruzer rolled out of the way at the last second, and the crowbar finds nothing but air. Kruzer quickly hits Murder with an enzuigiri, knocking him down and forcing him to drop the crowbar.
Kruzer grabs the crowbar and yells at Murder, urging him to get back to his feet. Once Murder does so, Kruzer swings the crowbar, hitting Murder in the gut! Murder doubles over and falls onto his knees, coughing. Kruzer raises the crowbar above his head, going for another swing, but his eyes quickly fixate on something in the shopping cart. Kruzer walks over to the cart and grabs the blow-up doll!
Matt Baily Uh, what is Kruzer planning on doing with that?
Murder gets back on two feet, but Kruzer charges him with... the blow-up doll! The doll hits Murder, who stumbles backwards and falls onto his ass! Kruzer then drops the blow-up doll onto the floor and grabs his crowbar again. Kruzer starts repeatedly hitting the blow-up doll, puncturing it! Murder gets back to his feet, his eyes wide.
Muhammad Murder – That was Lefty's Christmas present!
Murder charges Kruzer, taking him down with a double leg trip and wailing on him with lefts and rights! Kruzer tries to cover up, but the shots keep coming and coming. Murder eventually gets off of Kruzer, grabs the shopping cart and tips it over, causing it to fall onto Kruzer! The rest of the cart's contents spill out. Murder throws the cart out of the way, picks up Kruzer and rolls him back into the ring. Murder follows him into the ring, grabbing the kendo stick lying on the canvas. As Kruzer gets on his hands and knees, Murder hits him in the back with a hard kendo stick shot! Kruzer falls back down, but Murder isn't done, hitting him with shot after shot after shot to the back!
West Newhaven – Looks like breaking that doll made Murder flip his lid!
Murder finally drops the kendo stick, breathing heavily. Murder goes outside the ring and starts digging under the ring apron. Finding what he wants, Murder looks out into the crowd, a sadistic grin on his face. Murder pulls out a table, the crowd going wild!
Matt Baily – It doesn't matter what crowd you're in front of, wrestling fans love tables!
Murder slides the table into the ring, sliding in himself. Murder sets the table up near one of the corners, taking special care in making sure that it's set up properly. Once he's double-checked everything, he turns around... right into a Kruzerkick! Murder collapses backwards, onto the table! Kruzer sees his chance, positioning Murder so that he's lying on the table. Kruzer steps onto the ring apron and starts climbing up to the top turnbuckle, the fans going wild!
Matt Baily – The fans know what's coming next, West!
Kruzer gets onto the top turnbuckle, stands up and takes a second to balance himself. He throws up the bullhorns, his fans doing the same. Kruzer leaps off with the Hollywood Press!
MURDER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! KRUZER CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!
West Newhaven – NO!
Murder takes a moment to take in the result of the crash, a huge smile on his face. Murder slowly gets to his feet and picks up Kruzer. Murder takes his time getting Kruzer into position for his finisher, finally connecting with a Sunlight Yellow Overdriver! Murder hooks Kruzer's legs, the referee counting.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
*DING DING DING*
Brenden Reynalds – Here is your winner... MUHAMMAD MURDER!
Murder crawls over to the ropes, pulling himself up to his feet with them. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction once again, some booing RWD's defeat, Murder's fans cheering for their favorite, some of RWD's fans giving their begrudging respect to Murder for winning a hard-fought fight.
Matt Baily – Muhammad Murder is victorious. ACE is 1-0 in the competition against RWD. You have to give a ton of credit to both Murder and Kruzer, that was a hell of a fight!
West Newhaven – This sucks. The only bright side is that I don't have to start liking Kruzer.
Murder rolls out of the ring, breathing heavily as he heads back up the ramp. Kruzer is still unconscious in the middle of the ring, the referee checking on him. Murder goes through the curtain, heading backstage.
Matt Baily – Well, we're out of time, folks. I'm Matt Baily...
West Newhaven – And I'm West Newhaven! We'll see you all next week! I don't care that RWD lost, we're still the best fed around! We've got more matches to go in this series and you can bet your ass we're going to come back strong!