Post by Robert Garland on Dec 19, 2014 16:16:50 GMT
-- Schmoz ending - Cameron run in
Brenden Reynalds - The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers begins to play as the crowd grows excited and Maxwell Schneider storms out of the back, JBC following behind! Many fans start to scramble to safety, Maxwell heading down to the ring and tearing up any and everything that isn't nailed down. The cameras catch the madman in action, his new "championship" around his waist.
Brenden Reynalds - Making his way to the ring, first! From Portland, Oregon and standing 6'5... Weighing in tonight at 285lbs and being accompanied by Johnny Bonecrusher...
West Newhaven - How can this man still be a fan favorite after what he did to Frankie Cocheese?! Do these people not watch our bi-weekly broadcasts?! Maxwell attacked Frankie out of nowhere and beat him down after the match! What kind of hero would do something like that? Who would cheer for someone who's out there damn mind?! And, what's with that belt?! "The Brass Knuckles Championship"? That's not sanctioned here! You can't just award yourself titles!
Matt Baily - While it's true that the Portland Madman seems to have snapped even further recently, one could argue that this all stems from the fact that Maxwell has hit a brick wall in his series against Cochedda. Before matching up with Frankie, Maxwell was undefeated... Nonetheless, after Cocheese attacked him with those brass knuckles Maxwell paid him back his just desserts. Cocheese struck first, and Maxwell refused to lay down!
Maxwell continues to swing his chains, almost hitting some of the people in the front row. Bonecrusher applauds his clients high energy as Maxwell heads under the ring apron, Referee Alberto Rios preparing for the flood of weaponry as Maxwell comes back up with a handful of chairs. Maxwell parades around the ring, tossing a chair almost *AT* Rios as Alberto dodges out of the way. The crowd eats Maxwell's antics up, West yelling about it as usual while Maxwell heads over to the announce table and politely hands Matt the last chair. Matt seems like he doesn't know how to respond, Maxwell rolling into the ring and pulling at his natty hair, clawing at his beard, and waiting for his music to fade...
"Love Bomb Baby" by Tigertailz hits the PA System as blue and green lights begin flashing all over the arena, as smoke begins to bellow out from the entrance way. After some time passes, Ray Harlan steps out of the back with his Uncle Phil alongside him. Ray yells out to the fans who begins to cheer "Welcome Back!", Harlan throwing his right fist into the air and heading towards the ring...
Brenden Reynalds - And his opponent... From Great Falls, Montana and weighing in at 276lbs... Standing 6'3 and being accompanied by Uncle Phil!...
Matt Baily - The fans are as excited as I am! Harlan's back in The RWD and he's ready to start climbing back towards the top. What a special event this is shaping up to be!
West Newhaven - Where did TJ Bryce go? Bring him back out here, that guy was impressive! It'd be much more entertaining to see him battle either one of these over the hill corpses than to watch these two go at it!
Matt Baily - How can you not be excited for what's sure to be an old school match up?
West Newhaven - Old is the keyword there!... What? Were you expecting a Jerry Lawler level joke there?
West and Matt continue to banter, Ray reaching ringside. Uncle Phil circles to the side opposite Johnny Bonecrusher, Harlan climbing the steel steps and entering the ring. Harlan walks over towards Maxwell, Schneider seeming almost rabid as Harlan seems happy to be back. Once Rios checks on both men, and barely manages to remove Maxwell's title, he calls for the bell as Harlan's music fades out...
Harlan stomps his feet, the crowd clapping along as Maxwell shakes and pulls at his face. Both men meet in the middle of the ring, Maxwell laughing and smiling as Harlan goes to move in - Catching a right hand from Maxwell! And another! And another! Maxwell pushes Harlan's back into the ropes, sending him across the ring and bending over for a back body drop - Harlan stopping himself and kicking him in the face! Maxwell is sent to the mat, Harlan roughly pulling him back to his feet and sending him back down with a Scoop Slam! Harlan runs the ropes... Jumping up and hitting a falling headbutt to the grounded Maxwell! Harlan covers!
Harlan goes to grab a hold of him again, Maxwell rolling out under the bottom rope as Johnny heads over to him and Harlan poses for the fans!
Matt Baily - Harlan hasn't missed a step, and Maxwell's finding that out first hand!
West Newhaven - Harlan's sure moving fast for a bag of dust...
Harlan beckons for Maxwell to get back into the ring, Uncle Phil cheering him on as Maxwell seems ready to continue the fight! A big smile flashes over Maxwell's face as he rolls back into the ring and the two tie-up in the center! Maxwell hits a knee to Ray's gut, doubling him over and hitting a standing Double Axe Handle to his back! Harlan hits the mat, stomach first, Maxwell stomping onto the back of his head before pulling him back to his feet and hitting some hard right hands! Maxwell pulls Harlan over to the nearest corner, throwing him into it, head first, and turning him around! Maxwell sends Harlan across the ring - Harlan landing in the opposite corner as Maxwell runs in with a powerful forearm smash! Maxwell steps to the side, Harlan falling out of the corner, face-first, as Maxwell turns him over and covers -
Maxwell pulls Harlan up once again, going behind and grabbing a hold of him with an Abdominal Stretch! Harlan looks strained, Maxwell arching his back and pulling harder as Harlan looks trapped - The audience clapping along to get him back in the match! As Harlan feels the energy of the audience, he starts to show signs of breaking free! Maxwell shakes his head, trying to keep his hold locked as Harlan hits an elbow! And another! And another! - Harlan forcing Maxwell to release him as Harlan runs to the ropes - Rebounding into a BIIIIIIG BOOT!
West Newhaven - Impressive work from the homeless! Maxwell's trying to keep the returning hero down!
Matt Baily - Harlan's been on the back-end of the offense since I gave him that compliment. I'm starting to think our saying things might just influence the way the match goes... I mean, if I were to say something like... "Harlan's springing back to life!"...
Just then, Maxwell was attempting to pull Harlan back up, Ray fighting back with a flurry of lefts and right before grabbing hold of his opponent, lifting him up, and taking down with a powerful Spinebuster!
Matt Baily - Ok... That's pretty creepy...
West looks at Matt as if he's some sort of witch, Harlan pulling Maxwell up and sending him into the corner! Harlan runs in after him, hitting a Running Corner Body Splash! Maxwell stumbles forward... Ray grabbing, lifting him up, and slinging him off the ropes to complete a Slingshot Suplex into a cover!
The crowd chants for both men, Harlan taking a moment to look out at them as JBC hits the mat, from the outside, to try and get some life back into Maxwell. Harlan raises his right fist, yelling out that the end is near as he goes to pull Maxwell up once more - Maxwell biting him on the forehead! Harlan quickly turns away from Schneider, holding his forehead in pain as Schneider follows up by raking his back! Schneider then grabs a hold of the back of Harlan's head - Hitting a few noggin knocking headbutts, before pulling him down to the mat by the hair and mounting him! Maxwell hits a few grounded punches, followed by a few more quick headbutts - Covering Ray with his forearm across Ray's face!
Matt Baily - Harlan almost had the match won, but now it's back in Maxwell's control! This match has been a brawl to be sure!
West Newhaven - Why don't you keep using your voodoo magic, Matt? Now that I know you're a wizard, I'm much more into this match-up!
Matt frowns, Maxwell getting back up and waiting for Harlan to rise, JBC smiling from ear to ear as Uncle Phil tries to warn Harlan that Maxwell is stalking his prey - A man running out of the crowd and attacking Johnny Bonecrusher from behind!
West Newhaven - What's this!? Where the security team! Security! Come on guys, do what you're paid for!
Matt Baily - Wait a minute! That's... Cameron Kaiser!
The cameras catch Kaiser giving JBC a beating as Bonecrusher tries to fight back the sneak attack! Maxwell notices his manager needing help, Schneider looking over at Harlan who's almost back up... Before running out of the ring and grabbing a steel chair! The audience cheers, Maxwell giving chase before Cameron rolls into the ring and runs past Harlan and to the other side! Maxwell heads back into the ring, Harlan now back to his feet and looking almost out on his feet as he notices his oncoming opponent - Catching and lifting him up with a Military Press! The audience seems conflicted, Harlan quickly dropping Maxwell and running the ropes... Landing on top of him with a big Body Splash! Referee Rios counts the pin!
Brenden Reynalds - Here is your winner! Ray Harlan!
Cameron laughs on the outside, Johnny now back up and holding his head in pain as Cameron exits into the audience and Harlan finally seems to notice what was going on. Ray seems to have been on autopilot, Uncle Phil explaining to him the shenanigans as Harlan looks visibly angered and runs out of the ring! Cameron remains near the front of the crowd, taunting and jeering Bonecrusher who stumbles over to him - Harlan hopping the barricade and giving chase! Cameron notices he's got to make his exit, heading through the fans and disappearing as Maxwell finally seems to be stirring and JBC enters the ring to console his client's loss.
Matt Baily - It seems Cameron was here to send a message, and Harlan's taking it personal! Could we have a second Kaiser here in The RWD?!
West Newhaven - Why does he care!? This beef is between Bonecrusher and Kaiser! After stealing that win, Harlan should be hightailing it out of here before that idiot Maxwell gets back up and realizes what just happened! Who knows how dangerous he'll be once he processes all of this... If his brain's even powerful enough to do that!
After a short while, Harlan returns to the audience cheers... Harlan rolling back into the ring and helping Maxwell to his feet where he seems to apologize for the way the end of the match up went. Harlan raises Maxwell's hand along with his own as the show cuts to a break with Harlan helping Maxwell out of the ring, Uncle Phil coming over with Maxwell's "championship" in hand, and Bonecrusher staring out at where Cameron attacked him, with a sour look on his face...
- Singles -
"Perfectly Sane" Maxwell Schneider w/ JBC vs. Ray Harlan
Writer - Robert Garland
"Perfectly Sane" Maxwell Schneider w/ JBC vs. Ray Harlan
Writer - Robert Garland
Brenden Reynalds - The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
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"Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers begins to play as the crowd grows excited and Maxwell Schneider storms out of the back, JBC following behind! Many fans start to scramble to safety, Maxwell heading down to the ring and tearing up any and everything that isn't nailed down. The cameras catch the madman in action, his new "championship" around his waist.
Brenden Reynalds - Making his way to the ring, first! From Portland, Oregon and standing 6'5... Weighing in tonight at 285lbs and being accompanied by Johnny Bonecrusher...
"Perfectly Sane" Maxwell Schneider
West Newhaven - How can this man still be a fan favorite after what he did to Frankie Cocheese?! Do these people not watch our bi-weekly broadcasts?! Maxwell attacked Frankie out of nowhere and beat him down after the match! What kind of hero would do something like that? Who would cheer for someone who's out there damn mind?! And, what's with that belt?! "The Brass Knuckles Championship"? That's not sanctioned here! You can't just award yourself titles!
Matt Baily - While it's true that the Portland Madman seems to have snapped even further recently, one could argue that this all stems from the fact that Maxwell has hit a brick wall in his series against Cochedda. Before matching up with Frankie, Maxwell was undefeated... Nonetheless, after Cocheese attacked him with those brass knuckles Maxwell paid him back his just desserts. Cocheese struck first, and Maxwell refused to lay down!
Maxwell continues to swing his chains, almost hitting some of the people in the front row. Bonecrusher applauds his clients high energy as Maxwell heads under the ring apron, Referee Alberto Rios preparing for the flood of weaponry as Maxwell comes back up with a handful of chairs. Maxwell parades around the ring, tossing a chair almost *AT* Rios as Alberto dodges out of the way. The crowd eats Maxwell's antics up, West yelling about it as usual while Maxwell heads over to the announce table and politely hands Matt the last chair. Matt seems like he doesn't know how to respond, Maxwell rolling into the ring and pulling at his natty hair, clawing at his beard, and waiting for his music to fade...
*Sharp Whistle*
ONE TWO THREE GO!
YOU'RE NOT A LADY
YOU'RE A LOVE BOMB BABY
LOVE BOMB BABY
COME AND BLOW ME AWAY!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR SWEET SWEET LOVIN'
KEEP IT COMIN'
OH BABY FIRE AWAY!
AH-HA! OH YEAH!
ONE TWO THREE GO!
YOU'RE NOT A LADY
YOU'RE A LOVE BOMB BABY
LOVE BOMB BABY
COME AND BLOW ME AWAY!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR SWEET SWEET LOVIN'
KEEP IT COMIN'
OH BABY FIRE AWAY!
AH-HA! OH YEAH!
"Love Bomb Baby" by Tigertailz hits the PA System as blue and green lights begin flashing all over the arena, as smoke begins to bellow out from the entrance way. After some time passes, Ray Harlan steps out of the back with his Uncle Phil alongside him. Ray yells out to the fans who begins to cheer "Welcome Back!", Harlan throwing his right fist into the air and heading towards the ring...
Brenden Reynalds - And his opponent... From Great Falls, Montana and weighing in at 276lbs... Standing 6'3 and being accompanied by Uncle Phil!...
Ray Harlan!
Matt Baily - The fans are as excited as I am! Harlan's back in The RWD and he's ready to start climbing back towards the top. What a special event this is shaping up to be!
West Newhaven - Where did TJ Bryce go? Bring him back out here, that guy was impressive! It'd be much more entertaining to see him battle either one of these over the hill corpses than to watch these two go at it!
Matt Baily - How can you not be excited for what's sure to be an old school match up?
West Newhaven - Old is the keyword there!... What? Were you expecting a Jerry Lawler level joke there?
West and Matt continue to banter, Ray reaching ringside. Uncle Phil circles to the side opposite Johnny Bonecrusher, Harlan climbing the steel steps and entering the ring. Harlan walks over towards Maxwell, Schneider seeming almost rabid as Harlan seems happy to be back. Once Rios checks on both men, and barely manages to remove Maxwell's title, he calls for the bell as Harlan's music fades out...
*DING DING DING*
Harlan stomps his feet, the crowd clapping along as Maxwell shakes and pulls at his face. Both men meet in the middle of the ring, Maxwell laughing and smiling as Harlan goes to move in - Catching a right hand from Maxwell! And another! And another! Maxwell pushes Harlan's back into the ropes, sending him across the ring and bending over for a back body drop - Harlan stopping himself and kicking him in the face! Maxwell is sent to the mat, Harlan roughly pulling him back to his feet and sending him back down with a Scoop Slam! Harlan runs the ropes... Jumping up and hitting a falling headbutt to the grounded Maxwell! Harlan covers!
ONE!/
Maxwell kicks out!
Maxwell kicks out!
Harlan goes to grab a hold of him again, Maxwell rolling out under the bottom rope as Johnny heads over to him and Harlan poses for the fans!
Matt Baily - Harlan hasn't missed a step, and Maxwell's finding that out first hand!
West Newhaven - Harlan's sure moving fast for a bag of dust...
Harlan beckons for Maxwell to get back into the ring, Uncle Phil cheering him on as Maxwell seems ready to continue the fight! A big smile flashes over Maxwell's face as he rolls back into the ring and the two tie-up in the center! Maxwell hits a knee to Ray's gut, doubling him over and hitting a standing Double Axe Handle to his back! Harlan hits the mat, stomach first, Maxwell stomping onto the back of his head before pulling him back to his feet and hitting some hard right hands! Maxwell pulls Harlan over to the nearest corner, throwing him into it, head first, and turning him around! Maxwell sends Harlan across the ring - Harlan landing in the opposite corner as Maxwell runs in with a powerful forearm smash! Maxwell steps to the side, Harlan falling out of the corner, face-first, as Maxwell turns him over and covers -
ONE!
T/
Harlan kicking out!
T/
Harlan kicking out!
Maxwell pulls Harlan up once again, going behind and grabbing a hold of him with an Abdominal Stretch! Harlan looks strained, Maxwell arching his back and pulling harder as Harlan looks trapped - The audience clapping along to get him back in the match! As Harlan feels the energy of the audience, he starts to show signs of breaking free! Maxwell shakes his head, trying to keep his hold locked as Harlan hits an elbow! And another! And another! - Harlan forcing Maxwell to release him as Harlan runs to the ropes - Rebounding into a BIIIIIIG BOOT!
West Newhaven - Impressive work from the homeless! Maxwell's trying to keep the returning hero down!
Matt Baily - Harlan's been on the back-end of the offense since I gave him that compliment. I'm starting to think our saying things might just influence the way the match goes... I mean, if I were to say something like... "Harlan's springing back to life!"...
Just then, Maxwell was attempting to pull Harlan back up, Ray fighting back with a flurry of lefts and right before grabbing hold of his opponent, lifting him up, and taking down with a powerful Spinebuster!
Matt Baily - Ok... That's pretty creepy...
West looks at Matt as if he's some sort of witch, Harlan pulling Maxwell up and sending him into the corner! Harlan runs in after him, hitting a Running Corner Body Splash! Maxwell stumbles forward... Ray grabbing, lifting him up, and slinging him off the ropes to complete a Slingshot Suplex into a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
T/
Maxwell kicking out!
TWO!
T/
Maxwell kicking out!
The crowd chants for both men, Harlan taking a moment to look out at them as JBC hits the mat, from the outside, to try and get some life back into Maxwell. Harlan raises his right fist, yelling out that the end is near as he goes to pull Maxwell up once more - Maxwell biting him on the forehead! Harlan quickly turns away from Schneider, holding his forehead in pain as Schneider follows up by raking his back! Schneider then grabs a hold of the back of Harlan's head - Hitting a few noggin knocking headbutts, before pulling him down to the mat by the hair and mounting him! Maxwell hits a few grounded punches, followed by a few more quick headbutts - Covering Ray with his forearm across Ray's face!
ONE!
TWO/
Harlan getting a shoulder up!
TWO/
Harlan getting a shoulder up!
Matt Baily - Harlan almost had the match won, but now it's back in Maxwell's control! This match has been a brawl to be sure!
West Newhaven - Why don't you keep using your voodoo magic, Matt? Now that I know you're a wizard, I'm much more into this match-up!
Matt frowns, Maxwell getting back up and waiting for Harlan to rise, JBC smiling from ear to ear as Uncle Phil tries to warn Harlan that Maxwell is stalking his prey - A man running out of the crowd and attacking Johnny Bonecrusher from behind!
West Newhaven - What's this!? Where the security team! Security! Come on guys, do what you're paid for!
Matt Baily - Wait a minute! That's... Cameron Kaiser!
The cameras catch Kaiser giving JBC a beating as Bonecrusher tries to fight back the sneak attack! Maxwell notices his manager needing help, Schneider looking over at Harlan who's almost back up... Before running out of the ring and grabbing a steel chair! The audience cheers, Maxwell giving chase before Cameron rolls into the ring and runs past Harlan and to the other side! Maxwell heads back into the ring, Harlan now back to his feet and looking almost out on his feet as he notices his oncoming opponent - Catching and lifting him up with a Military Press! The audience seems conflicted, Harlan quickly dropping Maxwell and running the ropes... Landing on top of him with a big Body Splash! Referee Rios counts the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
*DING DING DING*
Brenden Reynalds - Here is your winner! Ray Harlan!
Cameron laughs on the outside, Johnny now back up and holding his head in pain as Cameron exits into the audience and Harlan finally seems to notice what was going on. Ray seems to have been on autopilot, Uncle Phil explaining to him the shenanigans as Harlan looks visibly angered and runs out of the ring! Cameron remains near the front of the crowd, taunting and jeering Bonecrusher who stumbles over to him - Harlan hopping the barricade and giving chase! Cameron notices he's got to make his exit, heading through the fans and disappearing as Maxwell finally seems to be stirring and JBC enters the ring to console his client's loss.
Matt Baily - It seems Cameron was here to send a message, and Harlan's taking it personal! Could we have a second Kaiser here in The RWD?!
West Newhaven - Why does he care!? This beef is between Bonecrusher and Kaiser! After stealing that win, Harlan should be hightailing it out of here before that idiot Maxwell gets back up and realizes what just happened! Who knows how dangerous he'll be once he processes all of this... If his brain's even powerful enough to do that!
After a short while, Harlan returns to the audience cheers... Harlan rolling back into the ring and helping Maxwell to his feet where he seems to apologize for the way the end of the match up went. Harlan raises Maxwell's hand along with his own as the show cuts to a break with Harlan helping Maxwell out of the ring, Uncle Phil coming over with Maxwell's "championship" in hand, and Bonecrusher staring out at where Cameron attacked him, with a sour look on his face...
so quickly so sad!
