Lest We Forget {Kruzer SNC RP}

Scene fades in to see Sarah Conner backstage smiling with a microphone in her hand.

Sarah Conner: Please welcome my guest at this time, 'The Canadian Icon', Kruzer.

Camera pans left to reveal Kruzer sitting next to her in a more movie star interview setting with a poppy visible on his shirt.



Sarah Conner: Now, Kruze, after your dominating RWD debut victory over John Carter last week, you've been booked against one of the former MSW's best, Noah Adelaide, and after what we recently heard from him, Do yo-...?

Kruzer: W-w-whoa, whoa, whoa hold up there sweetheart... We heard WHAT from Noah Adelaide exactly? Cuz all the ol'Kruzermatic heard was some whining and sniveling about Robert Garland, Travis Rech, and how he "gets no respect". Who the hell is he, Rodney F***ing Dangerfield?! He was just nattering on and on about old news that has no relevance to the present or the future... bringing his backstage politics to the forefront cuz he's pissed off that his heterosexual life partner, Drew Stevenson, decided to sell out MSW to Rech and Garland, and he doesn't like it now... Well, boo-f***ing-hoo Jive Turkey... As Denis Leary once said "Life sucks; get a f***ing helmet", Savvy?! This is the reality in which we live. Kruzer'z not totally fond of how Garland and Rech handle their business publicly either, but you don't see me going out there and pitching a hissy fit and demanding respect cuz at the end of the day, I'm a professional. Kruzer is hired by wrestling promotions to do what he does best out in that ring... Enter, Kick Some Ass, Win and Leave, Savvy?! The Canadian Icon doesn't demand respect; he earns it. My resume speaks for itself Sarah. It's up to whom I come into contact with whether they choose to respect that or not. If they do, we'll get along fine... If they don't, they'll learn quick, fast, and in a hurry why I'm the ol'Kruzermatic and they're not.

Sarah Conner: Speaking of respect, The War Machine claims that he doesn't care about Kruzer, how do you respond to that? How do you think will that affect your match this Sunday?

Kruzer chuckles a little.

Kruzer: Sarah honey, if Noah Adelaide wants to look past the ol'Kruzermatic and pay no mind to the fact that he's stepping into the ring with a Thirteen time World Heavyweight Champion, that's his perogative and his funeral Savvy?! In this case, the old adage is probably true that Kruzer'z had more championships than Adelaide's had women... Hell, I've probably even had more woman too. ...ha ha ha. But the fact is, if Adelaide doesn't care about Kruzer, as he claims... then it's going to be short night's work for the ol'Kruzermatic eh? Cuz once that bell rings, it's Full Throttle; Pedal to the Metal baby... Kruzer doesn't let up for anyone; friend, enemy or otherwise. I mean, seriously, if Adelaide wants to talk about his fans who have followed him around all these years, the Jive Turkey had best have a look at his Twitter feed again, cuz I'm guessing that his followers list got cut down considerably after his low-brow bitchfest the other day; not everyone appreciates a whiner Sarah. You pickin' up what I'm throwin' down darlin'?

Sarah Conner: I think so. So, if The War Machine does show up on Sunday, what do you think can we expect?

Kruzer: It honestly depends on whether Adelaide comes to fight or not. If he does, we'll tear the roof off the Jefferson Entertainment Theater, cuz for all his faults and lack of brains, the fella's got talent. But if he doesn't, and he decides to follow the yellow-brick road back to the Emerald City and join the Lollipop Guild or whatever the hell he was jabbering on about, then you'll either see him become roadkill at the hands of the ol'Kruzermatic or he'll just not show up at all, take the count out, rob the fans of a great match and likely lose even more of his precious Twitter followers in the process. Either way, the outcome will be the same Sarah... Adelaide's heart ain't in it... Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect Two Hundred Dollars, he WILL lose on Sunday.

Sarah Conner: Well, I guess that about sums it up Kruze. Thank you for taking the time out on Veteran's Day to sit and talk with us.

Kruzer: ...Remembrance Day in Canada; and it's my pleasure Sarah. Anytime. Make sure all you Kruzermatics get out to your local cenotaphs, support our troops and never forget to honor those that have fallen for the freedoms we enjoy like these interviews. Lest We Forget. Cheers and I'll catch ya on the flip side this Sunday on RWD Combat.



Kruzer smiles and gives a wave as screen fades out.