Hockey sucks!

(The scene fades into a shot of Ray Harlan, standing in front of a black and red RWD backdrop, with backstage interviewer Charles Matias standing on his left, with a microphone in hand. Ray is currently wearing a sleeveless greay shirt, with "I <3 MY MOMMA" written in big bold, black letters on the chest, and with the heart in red. Ray is also wearing blue jeans and trashy looking white sneakers. Ray currently has his hair tied into a ponytail.)

Charles Matias: "Hello there everyone! Sunday Night Combat is just four days away, and boy do we have a stacked card! One of those matches is Ray Harlan going one on one with Dennis Driver, and here with me now is Ray Harlan! Hello Ray, nice to meet you."

Ray Harlan: "Thank you Charles! May I say that you are wearin' a great lookin' suit!"

Matias is wearing a white dress shirt under a dark blue suit jacket with white pinstripes, with matching slacks and a black tie.

Charles Matias: "Thank you Ray, I try hard. Really, I do. Now, the Revolutionary Wrestling Division is gonna make their debut on sunday, how are you feeling going into sunday?"

Ray Harlan: "Well lemme tell ya somethin' Charlie, I sure as hell can't wait to tear the god damn roof off of The Grand Ballroom! Now, I don't like to tute mah own horn or anythin' Charlie, but I know that the crowd is gonna be electric one they see good ol' Ray Harlan walk out to the ring and kick some ass!"

Charles Matias: "Speaking of which, Dennis Driver has been silent ever since the card was announced."

Ray Harlan: "Of course he has! Once he saw "Ray Harlan" and "versus", he was praying to whatever God he prays to that his name wasn't next, and his worst dreams were realized once he saw that the next name was "Dennis Driver"! Boy's been pissin' in his pants for the past two weeks!"

Charles Matias: "So Ray, what is your strategy going into your match with Driver?"

Ray Harlan: "Strategy? My strategy is to beat the ever livin' hell outta Driver! Driver says he was a hockey player, well guess what Dennis, Ray Harlan is gonna hurt you more than any god damn check you've been on the recievin' end in hockey!"

Charles Matias: "Okay Ray, last question, what are your thoughts on Driver, and what are your goals here in the RWD?"

Ray Harlan: "What do I think about Dennis Driver? I think he's a little god damn wuss! I mean, hockey sucks! How 'bout you play a real sport, a man's sport, like football or water polo!? I played hockey back in high school and it sucked! Just a bunch of frilly lil' Canadians and smelly ass europeans beatin' each other up because no one can score a goal! I think Driver is gonna wish he was back in hockey after he gets laid out on a stretcher after I'm done with him after our match! And RWD, you better watch yerselves, 'cause Ray Harlan is here to stay, and here to be the best damn wrestler on the roster!"

(Ray walks off screen, leaving Charles Matias alone)

Charles Matias: "Well there you have it folks, a fired up Ray Harlan, ready to debut at Sunday Night Combat!"